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lulu-bites:

How many times does this need to be explained until the whole world finally gets it?

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spirkcantwerk:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

I WANT ONE

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clockworktardis:

That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, then silence.

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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nerdjpg:

nailed it.

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

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wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

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heliolisk:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I like reading peoples tags on this post so i can see how many more followers they have than me

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alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

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lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

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